Puppets and Puppeteers, Amanda’s Massage House

Do you know that you can beat box with words. Seriously say Cats and Boots over and over or Puppets and Puppeteers. An evening spent with the beautiful Georgia shopping at Walmart has made us experts in those 2 beat box phrases. We didn’t choose the thug life the thug life chose us. I’m going to invest in a worn cardboard box, lay it flat, drop some beats and we gonna kick it.

EPIC LUNCH UPDATE

There have been many lunches in my life time with Parker and Bobbin George and other members of our gang. I should have been telling the tales from the get go. But this one was pretty funny. Bobbin George teaches a history class and he is regaling us with the war stories about Americans and the Spanish and then we lead into how Americans don’t give up pretty much to a fault. I can NEVER recreate these lectures so I’m not going to even try, but The Bobbin does voices for everything it’s like being told a very informative bedtime story. I find myself clapping like a 3 year old..... or a special seal...... anyway somehow we got on the topic of money and becoming a prostitute and how much money you could make etc. We decided that the best way is to have a legitimate business so you can pay taxes. Then Amanda’s Massage House was born. It would have a Value Menu and Parker would do the voices of the 1-11 specials and you could even up the size for an extra charge. It sort of sounds like the cross between a drive up and a car wash.... at this point. Parker suggests that I actually go learn how to give a massage I insist that I won’t need it and I’ll just print something off of the internet. Dr.Manos School of Rub’em Down or what not. That would seem all fine well till we get customers that actually want a massage and here I am  making up strange new foot and chopping massages. Could be okay right? There’s no way that could go wrong...... lol
But what I’m wondering is does that count as a working lunch since we came up with a business plan?

TaTa Tooties!

Turn it off

So I watch a lot of Vampire Diaries and vampires can turn off their emotions because they feel too much. I think vampires are smart. Besides that whole killing people and drinking blood. Sometimes I think if I could just turn it off I would be better. I could just do what needed to be done. I could workout and not feel like stopping yes my body would hurt, but psychical pain is different than mentally telling what to do or not do. Yes our emotions help us to feel for other people etc, but sometimes I feel like what is the point if the world is getting more selfish, who cares if it's a me, me, me society. Just turn it off just go about your business eat your food, pay your bills, sleep, work, rinse and repeat. Joy, happy, pleasure, funny, safe, don't exist, but being.

Live Long and Prosper

Vulcan Cat says Live Long and Prosper

Zombie Amanda is having a hard time doing that.

Happy St. Patrick's Day

Happy St. Patrick's Day!! I just really love my new dress lol!

Care for some Iced Tea?

Empty is a strange word. Nothing is ever really empty, everything is filled with something. So why does a word like empty exist? It seems unnecessary to have a word for something that is impossible. Is something empty because it does not contain something we want? Say you have a glass full of ice cold tea and by some means you have no more tea. Maybe you drank it, maybe someone else did or maybe it spilled. However your glass came to be without ice tea some would say it is empty, but no air has taken its place, air is something, it can't quench your thirst, but it is still something. So it is not empty. You could go fill your glass up provided there was more iced tea, but if not and ice tea was all you wanted well you are out of luck and left with air.
So when you feel empty, it actually doesn't mean you feel nothing, you just don't feel what you want and if you can't fill up on what you want, you are left with the equivalent of emotional air. What is that? Sad? Lonely? Want?

Thought for the Day

I stretch, I move, I am alive

I smile, I blink, I think

Life can change in a wink

To not bend and give

To stand and live

To beat, to dance, to have romance

To share, to laugh, a brand new path

I stand, I turn, I learn

Good ole’ family values...

Ahhhh well let’s see here how to start this one....

I - State your Name - Amanda, promise that I am a whack job. There I said it, I do weird things, I think weird things I’m just odd. Today a shark visited my desk, his name is Bruce.... Duna dunna, dunna dunna dunna ahhhhhh! 

Only the cool kids hang with the sharks.

I have such a lovely assortment of coworkers. N8 pictured, is my buddy, I have in the past had the urge to ring his neck as he with me I’m sure.... I get ..... testy.... but for the most part he’s my bud. And he ate Chicken and Waffle Lays for me so that just raised the bar on his cool level for me. (Nastiest Chips EVER!) 

I love my department I work in, but I firmly believe that artists will attack other artists like Japanese fighting fish and that’s why we are he only department that are divided up and we can’t see each other.... right? I love my cube... it’s my hobbit hole, but I digress... I am also an adopted family member of another department. As an adopted member I can choose to slip away whenever I feel, but participate in the fun things .... lol... I’ve also been fired many times and it doesn’t mean a thing! I have never been grounded.... that I know of....  We go out to lunch and have the best times and we have the um cleverest.... emails to each other.........  There’s a whole NOT better/work email joke somewhere....  But here they the standout members of my little adopted work family.

One you may already know is the outstanding Parker, who takes on many roles...

Today an art thief, tomorrow a plumber.... or maybe still an art thief, but you won't know.....

Another is Miss Marvel .... yes I have a super hero for a friend, don’t you??

With those gloves SUPER DISHWASHING POWERS GO!!!!!!!!

And lastly but absolutely not least there is Bobbin George Clooney. But why George Clooney you say?? Well he loves George Clooney and well now he can be apart of him.  What to say about The Bobbin George, well he is the Godfather at work -nuff said there. (No one wants to wake up with a horse head in their bed....)

But he has many other sides like Patty his inner girl child that is my sister and friend when like the same songs and the same movies we laugh uncontrollably. He is a Papa and takes care of his whole family and extended family even if he does call them Shitballs ever so lovingly. And even though he is, yes in love with George Clooney, only one person can truly have his heart that is his wife, The Juju. I have never heard a man talk so much about the person he loves and all the funny things that happen in their family as this man. So in conclusion works LIKE A BOSS, inner teenage girl and outstanding family man.

Just look at that face.... (yes it's the only picture I have...)

There you go I’ve put you in the blog :D

Peace a loo-whoo to you-whoo!