My Crazy Mind

Things I think of when I can’t e-mail when I want to

Batman and Superman fight side by side.

Transformers rely on a medic named Ironhide.

Doug loved Patty and his dog Porkchop.

You know G.I. Joe just can’t be stopped

Ninja Turtles eat pizza and wear no pants.

David Bowe throws a baby in Dance, Magic, Dance.

Fraggles at the rock eat sticks of sugar.

Loved Revenge of the Nerds with that guy Booger.

My Little Pony is better than yours.

Joined the dark side when I saw Star Wars.

The Dark Crystal is where I learned boys can’t fly.

I wish I were a character on Family Guy.

Simpson’s make me giggle with a high-pitched noise.

The Hitchhiker’s Guide taught me, Buttons Aren’t Toys!

I named my cat Leela and think robots are hott.

These are the things that make me, me in one small shot. Yo

Wake up in the Morning feelin’ like P. Diddy

So St. Patty’s day was a blast, although we have decided that there has to be major overhaul on the requirements for who or what can be in the parade. Because if we saw one more soccer mom’s SUV with one piece of green crape paper tied to their antenna, with all the windows rolled up, not waving with no candy we were going to scream. In fact I’m pretty sure we did. But it wasn’t all bad there were some pretty funny ones, many that had trailers mocked up to look like bars with everyone drinking on board, complete with port-a-potty! Then there were these older couple in a convertible with something like married 50 years today! Written on the side they were so cute, which gave me the idea. Maybe we could get married next St. Patty’s day on a parade float! Okay JustAnUglyMonkey didn’t seem to go for the idea, but I thought it might be unusual and fun! Who knows! The bed races were funny and really cold, Georgia and I were up bright and early to go see them. I forgot my camera so all St. Patty photos were done on my phone. Ick but at least I got em! Georgia and I stopped of at a

coffee shop and grabbed massive amounts of coffee and breakfast and sat with a celebrity. We then met up with our buddies and watched the parade then hit a few bars then walked down the street for some lunch. Yeah at 9 am we party like rock stars. At lunch we all told embarrassing stories of our friend “Crayola” (or guy with the green eye)

who is about to get married. At one point we were ready for our checks and to-go boxes I was messing around and yelled something like “Hey Get Me a Box!” and randomly pointed. Well at the other end of my finger was a little shy waitress who nodded and scurried away. It was so funny because I totally didn’t mean to yell at anyone, but moments later tiny waitress came up with arms full of boxes and wouldn’t look at us. Okay maybe it’s funnier when you are full of green beer and shots that came out of a tiny shiny green mug you’re wearing around your head.

It was a good day. But boy I was sleepy!

Thursday JustAnUglyMonkey had off so we went shopping in KC! It was fun; we had a Cheeseburger in Paradise. I got my water spilled all over me, but our waiter was a good sport. We decided to re-decorate the restaurant and paint the ceiling black and put in little lights that flickered and the sound of the ocean in the background, other than that it was perfect.

JustAnUglyMonkey and I got some amazing shoes! He has a pair of Navy

and I have these amazing skulls with red head bows! Monkey tried his luck at denim…. Sexy now all he has to do is grow a mullet for the real hotness to set in…

Then this past weekend we went to the Argosy Casino with our friends for Danny’s birthday!!!

(We went to see the midnight showing of New Moon together, image on right) (Special picture I know! I was sleepy!) It was a lot of fun! I forgot to take pictures for the most part though oops so this is what you get! Monkey and I didn’t win anything but our friends did, which was nice

because it was her birthday! More shopping and then home again, home again!

Gum Balls!

I wonder if chewing gum helps your jaw line? Well to become toned. I don’t think it does but that might be another job for google. I’ve been chewing a lot of gum lately, the jaw line thing wasn’t on my mind it’s an afterthought. But if I did ever get plastic surgery I would get my chin/neck area done.

So I’ve been sick again. Over Valentine’s weekend while JustAnUglyMonkey and I were hanging out he hadn’t been feeling very well, he just slept a lot and I was just fine. And guess what my gift was? A full blown creepy infection where I couldn’t talk or breathe sometimes. Sucked. But I’m alive now. Mama Monkey helped us out and I don’t think I’d be around today, I think I’d still be somewhere hacking up a lung. Now I just have a runny nose and a little cough. It’s still really funny to make JustAnUglyMonkey laugh, if he does he starts coughing…. well it’s funny until he whaps at me and I start coughing too, which makes more laughing, and more coughing it’s really a vicious circle of laughing and coughing, it doesn’t sound right, but there’s something damn funny about it. My poor Blondie is sick too now I’m going out to see her and give her humidifier back to see if it helps her. Doc says she has walking pneumonia, but she sounds okay and she sits at home hacking crap up, reading, and taking naps with the kitties. Doesn’t sound like a bad day to me. I could go for that. Oh wait I had my time…. but mine was pretty much spent in a medicated stupor. I lost 5 lbs while sick, but I wish that all that coughing not only felt like a million sit ups but looked like it. I could go for having a sexy six-pack.

I’ve also became a huge fan of Blistex products, they are amazing for dry lips, which I’ve had since becoming a mouth breather. (I think I’ve chewed like 15 gumballs now wow.) I have decided not to go blonde in the spring. I’m going Auburn-red. I like being a darker color I think… who knows what I’ll want in a few weeks.

I love watching Gray’s Anatomy it’s very addictive. I’ve only really seen the first and 5^th seasons. I know that’s crazy, wouldn’t I be lost, but I’m not, I get the just of it.

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Ahhhh spring is almost here! It’s been raining this whole week! It’s been kind of nice and pretty, but it really makes me want to just nap. JustAnUgly Monkey got a new car! I love and miss the jeep, but the new car is sexy!!

Still no wedding plans, but I’ve been looking around at different things still, I’ve checked out this one place in Mexico that looked really nice called La Amada. Wedding’s there cost around $900 and the hotel is only 30 mins away from Cancun. Or we are going to the Argosy Casino next weekend with some friends and I thought wow that’s a very beautiful place so I asked them if weddings could be held there…and yes for the price of $5,000… grrrr. I just keep thinking something perfect will pop out like if usually does, but the being patient is the hard part for me. JustAnUglyMonkey’s mom and dad had a booklet out for Hawaii, when we asked them about it they said that they were going in two years and I think we pretty much invited ourselves. Lol Monkey called me a few days later and said, that he had an idea, why don’t we get married in Hawaii in 2 years? My response was 2 YEARS??!?! I mean I’m all for Hawaii, but a) TWO YEARS! b) I think the Hawaii vacation is mean to be a relaxing thing and well having my family along and a wedding is not going to be a relaxing thing.

He really wants to buy a house also, although I don’t know if he’s looked much. He wanted to use our tax refunds for the down payment. Cool beans I’d love to get a house! But I don’t’ want to live in a house with him for 2 years and then get married. Not much in my life has gone the way I would like it to have gone. But this one thing I would really like to have, I wouldn’t mind staying a week or even a few weeks in the house together before the wedding, it would be fun to get our house ready and it would probably be good for both of us planning wise to be in the same place. I just feel like years is too long, it doesn’t sit well with me. And I want a doggie, and a baby. I know, I know I’ve always thought I wanted to spend a few years hanging out with my husband alone before I had kids, but I keep seeing our friend’s little girl and I can’t stop myself from thinking I used to look like that when I was little, but ours will have Monkey’s pretty eyes and eyelashes. Yikes! Did I just think that?! Where is my usual I don’t like anything that comes out of a little person they scream and

yell and cry and cost a ton? It’s starting to go away, I now think about holding a little person that is all my own to make funny faces, do and say funny things. Reading stories and coloring, hugging them when they are sick or scared. Having a little buddy. I know it’s not that easy, but if they were so bad people wouldn’t keep having them. I really want a dog too; after Monkey went on his dog streak I found that I really wanted one too. Someone that would be around when he is not, to take for walks and play with. Puppy!!!

So there you have it! A little update on life. Next up St.Patty’s day!!! Me, Georgia and some of our friends are taking off to go see the St. Patty’s parade and celebrate. Should be some good times!

In need of a nap,

- Me