Waiter I’ll have the Quarter of a Century Aged JustAnUglyMonkey, and the Manicotti

The monkey monkey has turned 25!!! It was a fun day! We went to his mom and dad’s house for breakfast, it was really good MaMaMonkey makes eggs and these just aren’t any kind eggs they are special I’m not sure what is in them but you put mustard on them ohhhhh yummy. Then we went shopping for a bit and we decided to get our hairs cut it takes him like 2 seconds because he has no hair but me well I have at least 50 lbs of hair. And I knew there was something up about my hair the last time I cut it, but the hair dresser started laughing when she started to cut my hair. All the hair on the right side of my head was 2 inches longer than the other side, and I was dangerously close to having a female mullet. Yuck! So I had to get my hair cut a little shorter than I like, but I think it’s actually pretty cute. We went out to eat with our friends and then headed over to Lucky Dogs to meet up with another group of peoples!!! I can’t remember what the shot was that they gave him, but the face he made was priceless.