Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Fly me to the moon

So, welcome to Space Cadet Academy. I am and I am surrounded with weirdoes.
Strange people are strange. Yesterday I was at Wal-Mart in the checkout lane with one of my co-workers, we were talking and all of a sudden a crazy old lady popped out of nowhere and started petting my co-workers coat. It was weird, we were trying to decide if she wanted to know where to get one … she just kept trying to touch her and then mumbled something and wandered off when she tried to tell her where to get one. Weirdo. Got a call yesterday, and I felt happy, yet hit by a bus. It was one of those, wait, wait did I miss something moments, no seriously, did I black out and miss a conversation? Man, knew I shouldn’t have drank that Kool-aid. But everything is okay.
It was a requirement that Georgia and me go shopping yesterday, for several reasons. We have holes in all of our clothes and it makes us feel better. We’ve been pretty crabby lately, not that is hasn’t been funny yelling at everyone we meet. The down point was when I curled up on the couch and told her my new idea for panties. I was looking at my underwear yesterday and I haven’t bought any new for awhile, and I wear pretty cute lacy things, but lace gets holes in it, (well lace is pretty much a bunch of pretty holes anyways) but it was about that time to get new ones but I’m too cheap, so I told Georgia that the elastic was really pretty good at the top so I was going to cut out the middle part and replace with a nice old t-shirt. Hey, I thought this sounded like a really thrifty idea that I could keep my pretty lacy part and just have a new bottom. Yeah… probably one of those ideas that should have stayed in my head. Georgia looked at me like, Really?! And vetoed that idea right away. She said I couldn’t be like a creepy grandma that cuts the crotch out of her panties and replaces them. Fine. But if worst came to worst, I would totally be rocking some Washburn University panties or some Harley if I’m feeling wild.
So shopping it was! And funny enough I didn’t buy any under things, maybe on Thursday. But! We did get new pants! And I got smaller ones! I now have a size that I actually wore in high school. Granted they are kind of stretchy, but they actually look pretty nice. I got one pair of kakis for work, which usually I look like a beached whale in, but these are really slimming, and one pair of jeans, since I sold some that were too big the other day I don’t feel bad about getting a new pair. Still want to find something cute for New Years. Or maybe I’ll go shopping in my closet for something that I haven’t worn in awhile. Could be cute! Still no big plans yet. But I feel like something needs to happen, I need good friends, laughing and drinks. This year we are supposed to have not only a Full Moon on New Years, but also a Blue Moon, and we won’t have another one till 2028! So it’s pretty neat! Might have to celebrate with a Blue Moon and orange.
Peace from the chick in the holey panties!

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