Whew, my everything hurts. Two weekends ago Georgia and I decided to rearrange our apartment and take stuff to Goodwill and chuck stuff. It all went pretty well…. until we bought a new ottoman, which is beautiful and matches our living room stuff it was meant to be. We got it from Big Lots for less than a 1/6 of the original price we felt amazing. It was closing time when we ran in and knew exactly what we wanted to buy so they let us stay. The furniture guy came out and we chatted with him about his new baby as we sat on a display couch and watched him take off the legs for us. We joked with the staff about what assholes people that came in the last minute were and they helped us carry our ottoman to the car as we displayed our talent at fitting something very large in to Georgia’s car. We were told we were awesome and went on our way. But then we had to rearrange out living room. We thought easy; all we have to do is make sure that the entertainment center fits nicely in the corner. Let’s measure so we know it will fit! Okay, now where is that measuring tape? Ummm can’t find it, Let’s use this beach towel! Folks, beach
towels are unreliable device for measurement, well at least in the hands of very tired Georgia and Amanda’s. Entertainment center didn’t fit, we had to move it 7 times, a 800 million pound tv SEVEN TIMES! I have a crazy big bruise. And we killed the futon, so now we have one couch. It makes our apartment look much bigger, but now we have to sit side by side, which prompts a few, “I feel very close to you right now,” jokes. And we have to have our own sides assigned to curl into. The cats are quite fond of the new ottoman the like to jump on it, curl on in and under it. I’ll have to grab a photo.
Oh! Dinner with JustAnUglyMonkey went well I’m glad I did a test run chicken Parmesan, because I’m pretty sure I would have lit myself on fire. But it turned out good! Took a little longer than I thought, but it was tasty.
JustAnUglyMonkey and one of his friends were goofing around and he accidentally ripped out his earring and it left this nasty rip in his ear. But at least he’ll have a cool scar and he didn’t have to get stitches. Good thing I dig scars.
Had to have the Cox cable guys come out and fix our DVR/Cable box and Internet. They sent us two dudes! How exciting! I got to stay home and watch out for them while Georgia had to go to work, joy. But they fixed it up and even had a few laughs with me, well because we are odd girls and when you come to odd girls homes you get to have some laughs. Laughing points were: We choose our passwords because they are creepy and we remember them, remember this when you have to tell someone how to log on to your computer…I’m not ashamed, I’m just happy I got to tell someone. Our wireless network also has a unique name, Sexy_(insert animal here). Also, the cutest part was Mason sitting on all of their equipment…even when they were trying to use it.
I texted Georgia to tell here that the younger one was a hottie and she asked me to get a photo of him for her so of course I looked like a creepy lady trying to take a photo of him with my phone and not get noticed. It worked out ok.
While we were cleaning I went though some old photos I had and found a photo of me at me at my high school graduation and I was so cute. I know I’m a grown woman now, but I hope to look something like this again. Check out my legs! I think I’m a hottie.
While shopping at Big Lots for our new Ottoman, Georgia and me found this titillating fragrance. Austin Powers swears by it! Go out and get some today!
So Georgia and I have decided that we need to document our craziness, we have so many stories and I tell some here, but they are one sided and pretty quick so I got us this big yellow notebook with argyle pens to write in it with so when something funny happens we can jot it down or other stuff like the nights we’ve stayed up and wrote our own alphabet call sheet, made up crazy professions such as Starfish Arranger, to put on business cards. I think we are going to make up bucket lists at some point after watching The Buried Life so much. And of course all of outings and the people we meet.
Other Funny things:
Georgia singing a song about sensitive people and the only thing we can remember about it was, “I like Babies…. tasty.”
And the other night I tried to make brownies in my new self-slicing brownie pan (didn’t work right) and then I was going to decorate them with Dia de los Murtertos skulls as experiments. Well I goofed up on one and walked away to take a phone call and Georgia decided to help me out by giving me a clean slate on my brownie by wiping away the frosting from the brownie, with her finger…. Did she lick it? I don’t know, wasn’t in the room, but now that brownie was the whore brownie, which I marked with a giant “H”…. did I ever tell you I can’t spell…
I would put up the video, but it's pretty much a bunch of laughing.
Other blogs that need to be made are:
Rearrange apt blog photos –when finished
The day babysitting Poppi
And I still look at wedding stuff so I’m going to put up wedding stuff, photos of my dress, cake ideas and whatnot. Just throwing out ideas to get the juices flowing, but not actual wedding planning.
Byeeeeeee!
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