Yo You Stank!

I would like to bring up the matter of body odor. Okay so call my olfactory glands or whatever overly sensitive, but I don’t like stink. Yes, I have weird smells that I like, like gasoline ahahhhh yeah, if it weren’t so expensive I would go back to splashing some on the grown just so I could smell it. BUT lately the world has been filled with people that have been riding the B&O railroad. I can’t help it, it smells bad and cigarette smoke too I can’t help it I can smell it everywhere. Now I love people so I can get over myself and talk to them or be nice, but if I get light headed or keel over I’m sorry people, use some deodorant, take a bath, take a tick tack. A tick, a tack you need the whole pack, Listerine, not a swig not a swallow you need the whole damn bottle. Soap people I know it’s hard times but for the love of Pete and my poor girly nose buy a chunk or two an rinse, lather and repeat! Ok I’m done.

It’s been a rather nice day, the Blonde and Poppi came to see me at work today, We watched The Good Life at lunch I so look forward to it, and Georgia might get off work early today. It’s going to rain, but I’ll be all right. I’m doing good.

Oh I’m also on the house hunt and here is my plan: (which is better than Georgia’s recent plan lol) (There was a lot of work up for her amazing plan she had to tell me and it went something like, Georgia, “Step one we get together and go out.”  Long pause…. Me, “and step 2?” Georgia, “Well that’s as far as I got.”

BUT! House plan is if and only IF we find something we like,

1. We buy house that we love before November 30 to be able to get the $8,000 from government.
2. We will have to get help from the powers that be for the down payment, BUT we will pay back when we get the $8,000
3. Georgia and I move into the house while JustAnUglyMonkey is living at his apartment.
4. JustAnUglyMonkey moves in after we get married and he fulfils his contract thingies at the apartment.
5. Extra money goes to wedding and house stuff
6. Amanda has a basement and a garage and a place to call her own and a backyard so she can have a garden. JustAnUglyMonkey has his own garage so he can work on cars and we can have trick or treaters and parties, paint walls, decorate rooms, actually own something instead of rent it!
7. Sadly the beautiful Georgia will leave us even though we love her so much and I’ll miss her too much and even thinking about it will make me cry, but I know why she has to. BUT our cats have to have play dates so she has to stay close.

So yeah that’s my plan, but if the right house isn’t out there right now then so be it, and the perfect one will come around later.

I am also trying very hard to go to Jazzercise more, I love it it’s tons of fun, and it’s helping tone my bodacious bod. Ha ha because to refuse to look like a blob forever, especially on my wedding Jazzer-thighs here I come.