Ode to Sweatpants
Oh my sweatpants how I love you,
You keep me warm, you hold me when I am blue,
You do not judge that extra scoop,
You sway with me when I play Wii hula hoop.
You make me feel better when my tummy's not right,
always comfortable, never tight.
Oh how lovely you are paired with a hoodie, for a Walmart Tuxedo,
where I can comfortably wander and buy things I don't need-o.
You make bad days better and cover my legs when hairy,
ekk! maybe that's too scary...
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